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YE OLDE INFOCOMME SHOPPE SHAMELESS PROMOTIONAL ADVERTISEMENT
Your Own Private I-F Museum
Each breath you take echoes hollowly off the vaulted marble walls of your museum of classic I-F paraphernalia. A crystal chandelier overhead casts refracted glares on the aisles of countless polished display cases.
>EXAMINE THE DISPLAY CASES
Your I-F collection is beautiful to behold, but woefully incomplete. Whatever will you do? Where can you possibly find out-of-print I-F games these days?
You are carrying the classified section of today's paper.
One ad catches your eye immediately: